This is why Yelp was created. I’m sure of it.
Moral of the story: Ranger Wiener is a real dick.
But seriously, nature is to be appreciated with an open mind. National parks preserve some of the most beautiful places on the planet, let alone in the U.S. Visit a park. Experience a new place. Enjoy the sights.
Photo source: (http://imgur.com/gallery/bwsrB)